kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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#WHY THIS OF ALL THINGS 

captainlitebrite:

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

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#college in a nutshell 

bandicutes:

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

(Source: spookycutes)

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#I CAN DO LIQUID EYELINER #>8U 

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

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i-effed-it-all-up:

nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am

callmeoutis:

"a choice with no regrets" sounds like the title of a trashy romance novel and that’s what it is

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#AOSIDUFJLASKDJF 
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#me 

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

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